overbearing sense of righteousness
etsyifyourenasty:

I’m Having a Crisis
At the poker table in Atlantic City...
(Read the following with east coast accents)
Guy from another poker table: (shouts) Hey Rufio is here!
Guy from my poker table: What's a Rufio?
Drunk Guy from my poker table: You know, Rufio! The kid from "Hook" who took over the Lost Boys when Peter Pan left then got killed and then Peter Pan avenges his death!
Guy from my poker table: What the fuck?
Drunk Guy from my poker table: The fuckin Rufio! You know, the fuckin Asian Spanish kid with the Mohawks!

angrila:

I love working from home because these two are the best coworkers. Although they do spend a lot of time sleeping on the job…

laterovaries:

hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea:

paraph:

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. OMFG.

Oh fuck…I’m dying…

vintagedolls:

"Move aside, peasants. Royalty coming through."

angrila:

Some days are like that

angrila:

Some days are like that

thatwetsp0t:

amazonpoodle:


Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn
Photo by James Irwin


BABY ELEPHANT!!!

thatwetsp0t:

amazonpoodle:

Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn

Photo by James Irwin

BABY ELEPHANT!!!

homuncooli:

her girlfriend is fighting to save her life right in front of her but anthy just feels like drinking exactly 100 milkshakes

homuncooli:

her girlfriend is fighting to save her life right in front of her but anthy just feels like drinking exactly 100 milkshakes

bewareofmpreg:

arguable

bewareofmpreg:

arguable

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us